Shirt Stories

Shirts are cool but some shirts are so downright inappropriate in certain places and if worn by some individuals... :p

"MASTURBATION IS NOT A CRIME" - worn by a 20ish FEMALE while walking around the mall.

"UNPROTECTED SEX CAN LEAD TO A CHILD SUPPORT PROBLEM" - worn by a man in CHURCH while attending MASS.

"I'M A VIRGIN, THIS IS A VERY OLD SHIRT" - worn by a female who looked just in her TEENS.